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Drinking stars!
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Most importantly, we must realize that turning Stars! into a drinking game requires more thought than most games; it may even require being sober for a short period of time. There are special considerations. Stars! is turnbased, so real-time drinking is impossible. Furthermore, these turns can last upwards of 48 hours, which is significantly beyond the length of a non-holiday hangover. Correspondingly, the drinking penalties must be scaled up. Drinking must be completed before next turn's orders are submitted. The penalties for Drinking Stars!: 1. Taking your first turn: drink a beer. 2. First player to lose a star base: drink a shot for each weapons tech level you possess. 3. Freighter carrying pop intercepted: drink one shot for each 10Kt pop carried. 4. Forget to say "Resistance is Useless" before bombing enemy HW: Drink 1 bottle rum. 5. First player to get cruisers: All enemies must drink one gin and tonic per hour until they build their first cruiser. 6. First player to get battleships: All enemies must drink one vodka and tonic per hour until they build their first nubian. 7. First Player to get nubians: All enemies must drink a mixture of gin and vodka until they actually throw up. 8. Intercept Mystery Trader: drink shot of cinnamon schnapps. 9. Intercept Mystery Trader, get scout hull: drink shot of cinnamon schnapps mixed with shot of catsup. 10. First player to reach straight 30 mineral concentration at HW: gather all empties in house, drain them into a cup and drink it. 11. First player to be eliminated: must order case of bourbon sent to player in 1st place. 12. Getting pushed out of 1st place after a player has been eliminated: Must drink case of bourbon, and send case of bourbon to player who pushed you out of first place. 13. Every time you get forked: drink a beer. 14. Every time you leave a build cue empty: drink a beer. 15. Every time you leave a build cue empty and forget to check contribute only leftover resources to research: drink a beer. 16. Every time you lose a battle to a smaller number of ships: drink a beer. 17. Running out of beer: drink three shots of vodka. 18. Not completing a turn, passed out drunk in bed: wake your ass up, drink a beer. 19. Forgetting to drink: drink a beer plus 2x what you forgot. and last but not least: 20. Not saying "It's full of Stars!" when using an allied warp gate: Drink whatever your ally drank that turn. Cheers, Andrew Wheeler |
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