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The Mystery Traitor
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This one's from our very own OWK :P "The Mystery Traitor" by Kurt An companion for the lists of parody PRT and LRT... -- Dedicated to "Alex" -- The Mystery Traitor An unknown extra-dimensional ship enters the galaxy broadcasting a message expressing a willingness to trade in exchange for (5000+ kt) of minerals. What is not known is that the message is being falsly translated. The actual message is "Now go away, or I will be forced to taunt you a second time..." Perhaps this is the fault of an atrocious French accent. The Mystery Traitor has realized that the players are onto his scheme of galactic domination via benevolent trade. Those days are over and the gloves have come off... All fleets intercepting the MT that do not fit the criteria are immediately destroyed and their debris left as an example that the MT doesn't like to to trifled with (and LIKES stepping on "bugs".) Fleets that do qualify trigger one of the following actions: 1. A "MT Peerless Neutron Hush-a-Boom of Death" aka "bug bomb" is triggered that kills all life in a 200 ly radius. A message "How do you like them apples" is transmitted to all players as well. 2. The cargo and carrying fleet is converted into a packet and then flung at Warp 15 at the nearest planet occupied by the race attempting trade. 3. The fleet is absorbed. It is then converted into energy and used to power the "MT Wave-Motion Flux Capacitor Planetbuster Ray(tm)" that is turned upon a random world occupied by the race attempting trade. This planet is utterly destroyed. It has been erased from existance... 4. The fleet is absorbed. Then a fleet of MT Lifeboats are released to rampage in the galaxy with the player who attempted trade set as "enemy". 5. The fleet is absorbed. The player receives a special ship containing a special orbital device of unknown qualities. Upon reaching orbit of a planet occupied by that player the ship destroys any existing space station and replaces it with the orbital "Temple of the MT God". The player receives no benefits. The temple demands the worship of the player and the yearly sacrifice of 1000kt of minerals unless the player wishes to risk its wrath. 6. The fleet is absorbed and the MT makes a burping sound. 7. The fleet is rejected because it brought too much "yucky" Boranium. 8. The fleet is rejected and destroyed out of hand. by Kurt |
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