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Stars! drinking game
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Take one drink if
You attempt to colonize a planet but forget to bring colonists along. Drink! You design a spectacular new ship for colonization, build the ships, put the people on but forget to give the ship a colonization module. Drink! Your colonizer runs out of fuel en route to a planet which your enemy colonizes first. Drink! While drinking, you drop beer on the keyboard and electrocute yourself. Drink! You colonize the wrong planet, drink! You colonize stinky socks, drink! Your armed probe destroys an enemy ship, drink! You forget to set planetary orders for your homeworld before a force gen of 500 years, drink! You forget to password protect your race file, drink! Your hosts computer crashes, drink! Your a host, and your entire computer gets wiped out, drink! An enemy sends out a Borg type of message "All will bow before me, surrender or die!" Someone's race name is the same as yours, take two drinks! Your race is blitzed and you die, take two drinks! You name a ship the U.S.S. Daniel Janow, take 5 drinks! Your diplomatic negotions erupt in name calling, drink! Diplomacy fails, war is inevitable, until you find that your both allies in another game, drink! Your fleet of 1000 Battleships is wiped out by going through a standard minefield at warp 10, take 2 drinks! Someone makes a referance to your race as "A tasty after dinner snack", drink! A numbers player brutally massacres your race, drink! Someone makes a statement meant to be amusing, but it reveals their homeworld, PRT, etc. Drink! Someone leaves the game because their race is going to be destroyed, rather then lose, they say "I'm not playing on ______ (Insert technicality here)". Drink! Your fleet kicks major ass at a battle, only be destroyed by the enemies real fleet arriving a second later. Drink! You fight a major battle at Stinky Socks... You win, Drink! You lose, take 2 drinks! A mineral packet is sent screaming towards a world without a starbase, your ship can intercept it precisely one year after it hits the planet, drink! You make a treaty, drink! You break a treaty, drink! Someone uses chaffs, drink! You evacuate a planet, drink! Your beaten by an AI, take 5 drinks! Your password is your exact race name, drink! You hunt down a mystery trader, drink! He gives you a useless ship of his, drink! You surrender your empire, then download a viscious virus into the person who beat you's computer. He feels sad, take 10 drinks! By Daniel Janow |
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