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"In the Newsgroup"
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This is a parody of "In the Navy" by the village people. I highly suggest you buy whatever C.D. their song is on to listen to it while reading the lyrics. (There! That outta keep the lawyers off my back!) In the Newsgroup By Daniel Janow (A parody of In the Navy) Where can you prevent your Race from disaster Learn about technology? Where can you begin To beat the heck out of All the freaking newbies Where can you learn to track hab growth, population scores Resources and IFE? Where can you begin to get brutally beaten by some guy named "Jason Cawley?" In the newgroup You can find 10 PRT's In the newsgroup You can find any game you need In the newsgroup Load up on armageddons.... In the newsgroup Can't you see we need no spam! In the newsgroup Describe how you betrayed your friend In the newsgroup Mineral packets sent out at warp 10 In the newsgroup 20 missiles or 16 instead? In the newsgroup [In the newsgroup!] In the newgroup [clapping] They want you, they want you, they want you to make a testbed too Where can you learn to make war, And defeat defects for Those who never sleep: Jeff's Don't hesistate to Show your best resource rate Or point out a rare defect Thousands of Nubians Antimatter, armageddons Fly around blow things up Need a feature on? Don't worry coming up soon In 3.0 Supernova In the newsgroup You can bring races to their needs In the newsgroup You can bomb planets to smithereens In the newsgroup You can watch enemy ships burn In the newsgroup Oh shoot, forgot to send my turn! In the newsgroup Visit websites far and near In the newsgroup The stars drinking game gets you beer In the newsgroup Torpedo warships or beamers? In the newsgroup, in the newsgroup [Clapping] They want you, they want you, they want your input too [who me?] They want you, they want you, they want you as the new recruit. But....but...but...I'm afraid of monsters! They...want...you They...want...you They...want...you They...want...you In the newsgroup You can get slaughtered by 2040 In the newsgroup You can lose very badly In the newsgroup You can decide on your plan In the newsgroup But with that tech? That won't stand. In the newsgroup Protect your mother land! In the newsgroup Or your empire will serve a friends! In the newsgroup By Daniel Janow |
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